Tuesday, August 22

The 99 Club

Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content. One day, the King came upon a servant who was singing happily while he worked. This fascinated the King, why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Land, unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly servant had so much joy. The King asked the servant, “Why are you so happy?”

Tuesday, August 15

How Poor We Are

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country side with the intention of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.

Monday, August 7

Where's Your Mercedes?

An elderly man was taking a smoke break with his younger non-smoking colleague.

"I have a question to ask, says the colleague. 
"How many packs a day and for how long have you been smoking?" .
"3 packs a day for fifteen years," says the smoker.

Friday, August 4

The Cookie Jar

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.

When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and fills it with golf balls.