Where's Your Mercedes?

An elderly man was taking a smoke break with his younger non-smoking colleague.

"I have a question to ask, says the colleague. 

"How many packs a day and for how long have you been smoking?" .

"3 packs a day for fifteen years," says the smoker.

The Cookie Jar

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.

When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and fills it with golf balls.

Being Frugal and Saving the Princess!

A kindergarten teacher spent a few minutes each morning teaching a new word to her class.

One day, the teacher said that the word for the day was “frugal.” She explained that frugal had to do with saving, and a frugal person is one who saves. She then asked the class to come up with a sentence for the word.

How To Win A Cow!

How To Win A Cow!

A farmer had a cow which unfortunately died and he was desperately trying to sell it off to recover some of the loss of the cow.  He finally managed to sell it to a young man whom he thought was foolish to buy a dead cow for 10 dollars.   

12 Months of Savings Guide

12 Months of Savings Guide

Each month brings new challenges, from the holidays and Valentine’s Day to the back-to-school shopping frenzy in late summer. So with that in mind, here are 12 ideas to help you save more and spend wisely one for every month of the year